Is it just me

or does Nicole Ritchie just get more and more stunning? Definitely a case for the benefits of motherhood.

I hope Drew

was in NYC last weekend during Sunset Junction, so she didn't have to run into Justin and Kirsten "sloppily making out" in line for margaritas.

Man oh Man,

Abbie Cornish.

Just who

has been holding out on me about Tim Riggins/Friday Night Lights? We have had it on our DVR rack for 9 months and I have grazed by it a MILLION times, not knowing Tim Riggins was up in there. I watched the whole first season of FNL in just two nights while I "folded the laundry." I am beyond obsessed. Move over Ryan Gosling, Tim Riggins is my new make believe boyfriend. Below, a tribute.

in an alternate universe

this is what I'd look like after I "gained weight for a part." Is Selma Blair kidding? And then she goes on to say this "(It was) unpleasant. I’d have lacerations on my body from my shorts being so tight. They’d yell ‘Cut!’ and people would come over with a bathrobe because I was so embarrassed about the flab rolling over. It was so ugly. That and my double chin. I’ve lost the weight but it’s difficult to get it off as you get older." Im sorry, but she just looks a tiny bit soft, not fat at all.

ok

I get why Nick Jonas is with Selena Gomez (in your face, Miley) but I don't get why Joe, the cute one who plays a lead in Camp Rock, is with Taylor Swift. She is a vanilla blond if I ever saw one. What my mother would call "high school pretty." Add any age or weight, and the gig is up.

She looks

awful skinny again. Is she in the kind of love where you don't eat? How do you switch the kind that makes you fat to the kind that makes you thin? Like my love is enough so I don't need to order the pasta? That kind.

I am thouroughly

creeped out by Tilda. I think Michael Clayton put me on the cliff, and her creepy Oscar speech, when she was like "Dude, Aw Man, Dude, Cool Dude," and talking about George Clooney's nipples in his plastic Batsuit shoved me right over the edge. But still, I'm excited to see Burn After Reading.

Again

with my obsession of Florida retirement clothes. I personally love this floral explosion on Katie.

Gross

Ashlee Simpson is telling everyone that now that she's uber pregs, her "closet full of size 0 jeans" is being worn by Pete Wentz. That's a lot to process.

The first

shoes of Mary Kate's I haven't liked. Where did my height go? These are Walmart circa '93, and have quite possibly made an anorexic look stumpy.