Jealous much?

But Tyra ALMOST ruins it for me, she's so over the top. Still, pretty slick of her to ask for a reenactment. I won't be seeing Twilight today, but soon soon soon!

I'm sorry

But she just looks mean. Maybe it's because once when I was 14 I ran into her in a bathroom and I was a HUGE Square Pegs/ Girls Just Wanna Have Fun freak and so I tried to say hi and she rolled her eyes and walked out! Rude. And at 40 you should not be wearing old Chanel like that. It's cute in your twenties, and just Granny past that. Let's just say it's a risk if you're worried about aging in Hollywood.

Well

Benji & Paris might be over (shocker) but Nicole & Joel still look adorable. I love every look she ever puts together.

I mean

Forget it. Just forget it. You have LOST YOUR MIND. I mean she is like a hungry cow's wet dream. Seriously just because you're Madonna you think you can just wear ANYTHING? Personally I am floored. Wattsy? Erica? Is this a trend that has slipped past me?

I love the crazies

and I feel really bad for Winona. Apparently she popped too much Xanax on a flight to London and had to be rushed to the hospital. I hate flying, too, Winona, but you should really just take one and breathe deep. Ugh I am obsessed with how pretty she is. Those tiny lil features and porcelain skin! AND she has a huge rack. How does that add up? I hope she learned her lesson and takes better care of herself.. I bet she's just sad. And that makes me sad for her! She should come cuddle with the dogs by the fire at our place.

I've totally fallen

for the Twilight buzz. Tim busted me staring at pictures of Robert Pattinson this morning and he got kind of serious because it was maybe the third day in a row, and I was like "what ok I like vampires ok? I mean I loved Buffy too..." but it was pretty weak. He is BRITISH too, and t hat never hurt a guy's charm either. So yeah I have a HUGE crush on him. Not Gosling huge, but huge.

Yikes

Slightly jealous, but still, yikes, too thin. But if this isn't a pilates motivator I don't know what is. Recently I've been not hungry until dinner, but come dinner, I'm a HOOVER. Terrible for the metab. And then I made the mistake of signing up to GOOP.com and I get these emails from Gwyneth Paltrow about how you're supposed to exercise every day and always wear your good cashmere and all this other crap. She is terrible on the self esteem.