Not to Harp

but it's hard not noticing all the shrinking celebrities these days. It's affected me worse than ever, and we all know I bitch and moan about weight far too often. I wish I could do meditation and just forget about it. Maybe a little dishing on it in my self-allotted 20 min of blogging will help.






This got me thinking.


Jared Leto's movie (about the man who shot Lennon) is finally coming out, and this really freaked me out, obvs. Leto is so freaking vain (think the opposite of Charlize Theron) that he had to do all these interviews about his weight gain, just so he could REALLY HAMMER IT HOME that he's not fat-- that's not a true artist in my book. After he gained all the weight (on pizza, supposively) he then he did the Master Cleanse and went way overboard when he lost the weight, which he did IMMEDIATELY after filming. Maybe if it was someone else it wouldn't bug me as much, but he sure as hell bugs me. What I think is even funnier is that it was on this set that he and Lohan started "dating," and I think an ugly Jared Leto is just a lose/lose situation. There is no pretty person deep inside.


Us weekly ran a few pictorials on girls that are shrinking. Dont you think BOTH Lindsay Price and Nicky Hilton look WAY better before their weight loss? I havent lost a lotta weight in a long time, but is it like a high you just don't want to come down from? Maybe they just can't stop.











Obviously Nikki Hilton looks the worst. She has denied anorexia but that ghost of a body speaks volumes.




I love Matt Damon, and I love him because he is a famous family man who lives somewhere OTHER than Hollywood (Boston, although he is shooting a movie in England right now, he's still wearing his stripes with pride). I don't understand, if you were totally successful out here, why you would choose to live in the eye of the storm/ raise your kids, etc. Also, I just miss the East Coast, and my family is all in New England for Easter. So I'm nostalgic.



I love her scarf. Shitty attitude, but love the carefree hair, the green navy jacket, the children's book she just bought, and that big, mile-long, luxurious scarf.



I dont understand this. He beats her, notoriously, yet she still looks happy. I am sure she has lost all connections with friends and family for this relationship. (Ros, that is Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, and that's his 20 year old girlfriend).


Ending on a healthy note...



High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens looks great (if not a little puffy and mean in the last pic, but please, I cant imagine not being ready for photo ops, they are bad enough when I am). Granted she has a 17 year old's metabolism, but you just dont see famous girls eating melted cheese and bread anymore these days.

Finally

There's gonna be a 90210 spin off. It's in talks by the Veronica Mars people. Like a lot of re-creations it cold bomb or be huge. Personally, I think there's only one Kelly Taylor and one Dylan and two Walshes.

Penelope Cruz's madre shoulda sold her eggs

Her sis is just as pretty

Muppets

I love the muppets. Jason Segel (or Siegel?) was sitting next to me at the bar last night, about thirty lbs heavier than he is here. But my care factor on that is zero. He's hilarious. He's in all the Judd Apatow films (Knocked Up, Superbad) and Freaks and Geeks. And he's about to be in my soon to be favorite movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.


Below is my favorite MUPPET BESIDES KERMIE AND MISS PIGGY. I think creating alternate worlds for Children would be a dream job. Anywhoo, Jason is going to do a Muppets movie, or, at least it's in talks. Fun.



Also, if you have a second, watch this U Tube video and see why Pepe is so funny.
Pepe Le Prawn

Kill Me Now

Jakeese (you're welcome Tim) go to The Farmer's Market in LA together. Farmer's Markets are my favorite thing on the planet. You have to get coffee and some sort of baked item and then pick up produce and fresh pesto for dins. And bring your doggie.

If I could be anyone famous

I would be ScarJo. I love the tattoo, and the piercings. Totally wanting another tattoo but thinkin' I'm too old? In the top pic she's directing a film in NYC with Kevin Bacon. In May, she's releasing an album of Tom Waits covers. And she's dating Ryan Reynolds. I dare her to be in a bad mood, ever.

This got slammed

On the fashion blogs, but personally, I love it. But you'd have to be Kate Bosworth to pull it off. I tend to love things people hate. Movies, books, fashion. Like, I LOVED The Village. Everyone hates that movie.