Heaven?

Wandering around in 65 degrees barefoot in a flowing guazy dress? To me it is. But she sucked it on Idol last night. But she's gorgeous so who cares.

She Crazy

and crazy for collagen. Obvs. Her lips weigh more than her body.

Inappropriate Teen Crush

I love Gossip Girl, and am psyched for a new season. Chase Crawford is dreamy.

IDOL TIME

So the Stripper was kicked off last night. He was kinda cocky as if it might not happen, but it was in the stars. I personally feel bad he left, and I cringe for his over-confidence, because it's obvious that's the only way he has been able to cope with the smathering of insults and probes into his past all over the web. People have to pay the bills. Maybe he thought that was his only choice at some point. Maybe he did Idol to leave it all behind. Sometimes I wish we really could break clean from our pasts, and maybe we can. But this goes to show you can't do it over night.

I for once am stoked for an Archuletta come back. (I heard he has a crazy stage dad who screamed at him before he went on on Tuesday and that's why he fucked up.) That's good TV.
Jenn Bernard still loves David Cook. Tim calls him "Joker Lips."
I love Brooke White and Archy.
And Jen Pineau has college dorm fantasies about Jason Castro.

OKAY

My promise to myself was if I do this, I do 20 minutes a day, no more, or otherwise I feel icky and useless. So no real links, but pickies, and Gracie and Guacky's 2 cents. That is fast. Here we go, speed blogging for my buddies!!!

Stop - Loss

Trailer Below

RYAN MEETS ABBIE


This is the film during which Ryan Phillipe met now- girlfriend Abbie Cornish. Remember, this is the girl that finally broke Reese's will to carry on with the marriage. Blessing in a really triflin' disguise. My question for Abbie is how can you not feel compelled to sleep with one eye open and staring at his cheating ass? I would just never be able to fully relax.

As for the movie itself, it looks pretty good, and it's done by same director as Boys Don't Cry. The more we can infiltrate Iraq into the pop culture so that people who don't read can understand what's happening to our reputation in the world, the bettah.

Paris & Benji

Remember how Tim and I had that crazy night in Hollywood with Paris at Courtney Love's show? Well we like to keep tabs on our old buddies. She's dating Joel Madden's twin brother, Benji now, and it's incest like none other, considering her BFrenemyF, Nicole Richie, just had a child with Joel. I read that she was jealous of Nicole's new found stability, it's just fascinating she took it this far. She ordered it family style. With egg rolls.

Gross they also sport initialized rings for each other: they've been dating three weeks!