The first

shoes of Mary Kate's I haven't liked. Where did my height go? These are Walmart circa '93, and have quite possibly made an anorexic look stumpy.

Take her to the Cleaners

First S. Ronson gets that terrible haircut, then she wears a pornographic t shirt and flips people off (granted it's the paps so they don't really count) . Pretty tacky.

Kate

asks me on the "low low" about a lot of Disney stars. Her latest inquiry was about Ashley Tisdale, or "Tizzy," as she as known at our house. I told Kate I liked her style, like her sense of humor, hated her terrible example of getting a nose job ("deviated septum") but also loved her in Picture This! the made for TV movie. I also love these sun glasses and the grey tight jeans with heels look.

Look

who was seen together sneaking out of the Green Door after his djing gig-- that's right, our collective bf Ryan and his ex, Rachel McAdams. Is it weird that part of my heart sighs in relief, and the other goes green, like he's cheating on me?

OMG!

Jessica is wearing Carolyn's Mayle dress, the one I love but always seem to spill on whenever I wear it when I'm in NYC! (SORRY CARO) Oh and I think it looks a .. little... bit... better on her than me but whatever! I love Mayle, that dress, and even have a friend crush on jessica for admitting she's stupid and that's ok. That dress is like 5 years old.. isn't that like vintage for a star on a press tour?

I like

this new couple. I think it's time for Michelle to be happy again, and she could only be with a cute twee indie director like Sophia Coppla's ex hubby Spike Jonze, who also dated Drew, so clearly he's got good taste in the girls. Anyway, they've been dating for a while now but this is the first time they've gone public. I bet Michelle is very careful about who Mathilda gets attached to. She's mini, but she seems like a real lioness mama.

Maybe i WILL have to go out in West Hollywood

Now that Ryan Gosling is DJing on Tuesday nights at the Green Door