Jealous much?

But Tyra ALMOST ruins it for me, she's so over the top. Still, pretty slick of her to ask for a reenactment. I won't be seeing Twilight today, but soon soon soon!

I'm sorry

But she just looks mean. Maybe it's because once when I was 14 I ran into her in a bathroom and I was a HUGE Square Pegs/ Girls Just Wanna Have Fun freak and so I tried to say hi and she rolled her eyes and walked out! Rude. And at 40 you should not be wearing old Chanel like that. It's cute in your twenties, and just Granny past that. Let's just say it's a risk if you're worried about aging in Hollywood.

Well

Benji & Paris might be over (shocker) but Nicole & Joel still look adorable. I love every look she ever puts together.

I mean

Forget it. Just forget it. You have LOST YOUR MIND. I mean she is like a hungry cow's wet dream. Seriously just because you're Madonna you think you can just wear ANYTHING? Personally I am floored. Wattsy? Erica? Is this a trend that has slipped past me?

I love the crazies

and I feel really bad for Winona. Apparently she popped too much Xanax on a flight to London and had to be rushed to the hospital. I hate flying, too, Winona, but you should really just take one and breathe deep. Ugh I am obsessed with how pretty she is. Those tiny lil features and porcelain skin! AND she has a huge rack. How does that add up? I hope she learned her lesson and takes better care of herself.. I bet she's just sad. And that makes me sad for her! She should come cuddle with the dogs by the fire at our place.

I've totally fallen

for the Twilight buzz. Tim busted me staring at pictures of Robert Pattinson this morning and he got kind of serious because it was maybe the third day in a row, and I was like "what ok I like vampires ok? I mean I loved Buffy too..." but it was pretty weak. He is BRITISH too, and t hat never hurt a guy's charm either. So yeah I have a HUGE crush on him. Not Gosling huge, but huge.

Yikes

Slightly jealous, but still, yikes, too thin. But if this isn't a pilates motivator I don't know what is. Recently I've been not hungry until dinner, but come dinner, I'm a HOOVER. Terrible for the metab. And then I made the mistake of signing up to GOOP.com and I get these emails from Gwyneth Paltrow about how you're supposed to exercise every day and always wear your good cashmere and all this other crap. She is terrible on the self esteem.

Our life

is in a thunderstorm now, but this couldnt be passed up. Drew and Chuck Bass? I am seriously worried about her. Talk about a rebound. Does she watch the show? Did she read the NY Mag article? He is the opp of down to earth. I would have totally dug a brief Chace Crawford fling, but I am decidedly not on the fence about this one. I am on the side of the fence in the yard of Ed Westwick skeptics. This will lead to destination NOTHING GOOD, a bottle of wine for a week in front of Seinfeld re-runs territory. Anyway, with hottie Chace Crawford, above, and snogging Westwick at a Kings of Leon show below.

Again

this isnt fat. I think someone should call her on how insensitive she's being about her "weight gain." If she thinks this is "disgusting," she's offending 99 % of the country.

Whoopsies,

Michael Phelps should watch where he puts his hands when out in public.

I swear

Samantha ONLY eats cigarettes. I gotta get the deets on this Thin Pact. Oh and I like Lindsay's shirt. Overall, I think I like her look- and Im always a fan of messy hair.

Evan Rachel Wood

has gone crazy. Why would she even FAKE a kiss with greasy ass Mickey Rourke? At least I hope she's faking. And she should dye her hair back to blond. I know she's trying to be Dita Von Teese to keep Marilyn Manson, but it's not flattering on her.

Erica was right

those shoes are rad from the back, too.

Obligs

I miss this hair on her! So bored with my own look. The closest I got to changing my look in like 8 years was the fake eyelashes Chev gave me for Kel's wedding over the weekend. Sad they fell out in the shower! Anyway, I love how she always changes her look... but now that she's in her early 30s she does it less. Sad.

Jen

wanted me to post cleaned up Levi at the RNC. It is pretty remarkable that he cleaned up from a self described "fucking redneck" to
a Deke boy on his first day of rush. Im sure that was TOTALLY his decision all the way. And looks like he debuted his ring tattoo dedicated to Bristol Palin as well. In the last pic he kinda looks like he wants a Jaeger shot.

Omaha

just got back tonight from too short of a trip. Finished the last 6 trips this summer to my adopted midwestern home and REALLY miss it. Such good friends, and I feel so comfortable there. Kelly was married in a gorgeous ceremony at the Magnolia, and I was honored to be a bridesmaid. I'm sad to think I might not see it and my friends there again until 2009... If only my dogs were more transportable! Tim is home in two days for the first time in over a month!

How not

to stand at a party.

I feel terrible

for Lily Allen. She's 23, British, with a life way too examined, and she drinks a lot. I have no doubt she'll move past getting smashed every night, but recently she has been threatening suicide, or exposing suicidal thoughts, on her Facebook page, especially after the other night's GQ awards, where she was too drunk to present with Elton John and was slurring, etc. It's hard to watch, cuz we've all been there, but she is SO YOUNG. She needs to not share her heart with the world and just take care of herself-- only people that love her in her private life can be of any help-- the British press is far too brutal.

Whoah

That may be a tacky ass denim disaster, but Lindsay's body is ridic. It is amazing what skipping booze can do for your figure. But Samantha has lost too much weight. I know they have that "thin pact" but maybe she took it a lil too far. She looks like a twelve year old boy.

Miley

actually doesn't look like a Hooters waitress in this outfit. Sarah Ann and I were VERY disappointed in her over the top funbags from the previous Miley post.

Taylor Momsen

the fifteen year old "Little J" from Gossip Girl, needs to dress SOMEWHERE in her age bracket. Also, I never looked this strung out at 15-- it does not look healthy whatsoever.

INSANITY

people are insane. They think THIS is a baby bump? I am tired of "bump watches." Apparently my gardener reads US Weekly because he pointed to my tummy the other day and asked, "Baby? Baby?" Ugh, no. Obviously, I don't talk to him anymore.

Ew

I don't get it at ALL. And I never have. He is such a male slut and he always looks like he is going potty. Do women like him just because he is a musician? There are WAY CUTER rockers out there, ladies. Ones without duck lips and dark circles under their eyes who don't court the paparazzi and spill your break up secrets to the tabloids.

The only thing

I like about this picture is Kristen Bell's tank top over the white shirt. Otherwise, it's all bad news. The press is speculating that Justin is ALSO DATING Kristen, but I doubt it, I'm sure it's for a role or whatever. However, that would be just desserts for Kiki, but I don't think that's the sitch.

If my

15 year old daughter tried to prance out of the house with those tae-tas bulging out of her tank top I would march her up stairs and suit her up in trash bags. I can't believe this load of jailbait!

Rihanna

is one beautiful girl who looks TERRIBLE when she frowns. Didn't her mother ever tell her you're always more beautiful when you smile? She could freeze a rainforest with that mug.

Bad Day

Is what I'm having. I feel like Lindsay Lohan looked the other day. I didn't get the job I wanted, and we are having financial problems that are worse than ever. At least once in a while I can post dumb things to you guys, and know you are out there. xx

Why

does she always dress so OLD,and how is it that she and Justin Long are already spending every waking moment together? How do you get over Drew that quick, and fall in love so fast? Hollywood makes me tired.

I think

Britney is about one week of workouts away from officially having her bangin' body back. And that is a totally achievable goal (ESPECIALLY with the best trainers/cooks around). Now I just wonder how her head is.. .aesthetically (time for the extensions to kick it to the curb) and mentally; I would really like to read a normal interview with her.

Is it just me

or does Nicole Ritchie just get more and more stunning? Definitely a case for the benefits of motherhood.

I hope Drew

was in NYC last weekend during Sunset Junction, so she didn't have to run into Justin and Kirsten "sloppily making out" in line for margaritas.

Man oh Man,

Abbie Cornish.

Just who

has been holding out on me about Tim Riggins/Friday Night Lights? We have had it on our DVR rack for 9 months and I have grazed by it a MILLION times, not knowing Tim Riggins was up in there. I watched the whole first season of FNL in just two nights while I "folded the laundry." I am beyond obsessed. Move over Ryan Gosling, Tim Riggins is my new make believe boyfriend. Below, a tribute.

in an alternate universe

this is what I'd look like after I "gained weight for a part." Is Selma Blair kidding? And then she goes on to say this "(It was) unpleasant. I’d have lacerations on my body from my shorts being so tight. They’d yell ‘Cut!’ and people would come over with a bathrobe because I was so embarrassed about the flab rolling over. It was so ugly. That and my double chin. I’ve lost the weight but it’s difficult to get it off as you get older." Im sorry, but she just looks a tiny bit soft, not fat at all.

ok

I get why Nick Jonas is with Selena Gomez (in your face, Miley) but I don't get why Joe, the cute one who plays a lead in Camp Rock, is with Taylor Swift. She is a vanilla blond if I ever saw one. What my mother would call "high school pretty." Add any age or weight, and the gig is up.

She looks

awful skinny again. Is she in the kind of love where you don't eat? How do you switch the kind that makes you fat to the kind that makes you thin? Like my love is enough so I don't need to order the pasta? That kind.

I am thouroughly

creeped out by Tilda. I think Michael Clayton put me on the cliff, and her creepy Oscar speech, when she was like "Dude, Aw Man, Dude, Cool Dude," and talking about George Clooney's nipples in his plastic Batsuit shoved me right over the edge. But still, I'm excited to see Burn After Reading.

Again

with my obsession of Florida retirement clothes. I personally love this floral explosion on Katie.

Gross

Ashlee Simpson is telling everyone that now that she's uber pregs, her "closet full of size 0 jeans" is being worn by Pete Wentz. That's a lot to process.