drew & doggie

Erica...

Did you style her by taking the clothes directly out of your closet?

I can't imagine

this much spray tan could be good for your internal organs, Ashlee. OR the collagen / boob injections. Lots of bad chems slipping into your intestines and such.

Speaking of Collagen Injections

Look at Miley's lips as she heads out of THE IVY. I was coming home from JV field hockey practice at 15, in Umbro's over my boxers I stole from my dad.

Kiera loves Rupert

This couple continues to just be too sexy for words. But they give off a bad vibe like they know it. Only a Euro guy could sport such a murse and get away with it.

Look How Many Layers

This poor girl has to wear so we don't speculate about her weight. She's just drowning under those clothes.

Pretty Much Perfect

I like her little cashmere throw-over thing, too. And she married a Vineyard boy. So you know she's happy.

For S.A.

Drew goes to yoga on Easter Sunday. Sigh!! xx

This is basically

What Orlando Bloom wore a few days ago with his girlfriend, but it looks like heaven on Naomi Watts.

Kate Hudson

makes being a mom look so sexy and fun and easy. Why wouldnt you have a kid when you can still wear see through cover ups drink mimosas on the beach and look young and pretty while responsible and caring all at once? And because youre the mom you can make them leave their helmets on 24/7 and when they ask why you say because you just look cuter that way?

I will take

either Wilson boy. Especially when they are with kids. I used to just be partial to Luke but it's now neck and neck now that Owen doesnt do crack.

Honestly

If you and your boyfriend stepped out just to go to Target and he was wearing black wide-legged women's linen pants and your buttoned cardigan that was too small for YOU and his water reef nikes, I would say " I dont care if you are Orlando Bloom and I am absofreakinglutely NOBODY, I brushed my hair and lost 20 lbs to look good in these high-waisted jeans so I feel positively disrespected and condescended by your outfit."

This cracks me up

This was taken recently at Keith Urban's concert, which is obviously all part of the deal for her now. I am sure I have been there. It's not that you don't love your man and love his music, you just get a little tired. And, the woman is pregnant. It's probably midnight. So you know she is sleep watching that show. Also, it's fun to see Nicole Kidman not look perfect.

I think I'm glad

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are back together- a lot of people are skeptical, because they think that when she broke up with him it lead to his suicide attempt, but I say we could never possibly really know. If I had to guess, it was all the coming down from hard partying.

Not Fooling Me

Here is the thing, am I supposed to feel like she is doing something great for mankind? This is all part of her sentence for driving drunk on a suspended license. I would kill to be in South Africa visiting charities (she is there because her boyfriend is starting his tour in South Africa). So she's only doing it because she HAS to, and she called a fleet of cameras to follow her there. So call me unimpressed.

Disinegration

I am not sure what Amy Winehouse's skin disease is but I know it's worse than anny cold sore I've ever gotten, and lemme tell you those keep me in the house for weeks. So kudos to her for walking about with that situation. But look at that cream faced innocent girl in the first picture.




I thought I had had bad fights with some boyfriends. These pictures always remind me I havent.

Speaking of Lil Peeps

I love the way the Olsens dress. Does that make me super unhealthy and weird? I love the layers, the black, and the HEELS. If I were rich, I would wear these freaky heels every day of the week.

Happy Easter! ! ! !

Tim is in Vegas but I have my little Easter doggies with me so I'm ok... but wanted to share a lil Easter gossip with my girls. The baby in the chick costume is for Lauren. She loves creepy shit like that.

Ok, ok, she is totally growing on me.

I love Reese's look these days. S$x with Jake does a body good, I assume.

Who's the Man?

In this case, I would swear it's Donatella Versace and not Woody Allen.

Love the Cardigan

Hate the attitude. Don't get Jessica Biel's appeal.

Lovely

Dont you wish you had someone to do your hair like this every morning? Nicole Richie is living the life, prettier and happier than ever.

Not to Harp

but it's hard not noticing all the shrinking celebrities these days. It's affected me worse than ever, and we all know I bitch and moan about weight far too often. I wish I could do meditation and just forget about it. Maybe a little dishing on it in my self-allotted 20 min of blogging will help.






This got me thinking.


Jared Leto's movie (about the man who shot Lennon) is finally coming out, and this really freaked me out, obvs. Leto is so freaking vain (think the opposite of Charlize Theron) that he had to do all these interviews about his weight gain, just so he could REALLY HAMMER IT HOME that he's not fat-- that's not a true artist in my book. After he gained all the weight (on pizza, supposively) he then he did the Master Cleanse and went way overboard when he lost the weight, which he did IMMEDIATELY after filming. Maybe if it was someone else it wouldn't bug me as much, but he sure as hell bugs me. What I think is even funnier is that it was on this set that he and Lohan started "dating," and I think an ugly Jared Leto is just a lose/lose situation. There is no pretty person deep inside.


Us weekly ran a few pictorials on girls that are shrinking. Dont you think BOTH Lindsay Price and Nicky Hilton look WAY better before their weight loss? I havent lost a lotta weight in a long time, but is it like a high you just don't want to come down from? Maybe they just can't stop.











Obviously Nikki Hilton looks the worst. She has denied anorexia but that ghost of a body speaks volumes.




I love Matt Damon, and I love him because he is a famous family man who lives somewhere OTHER than Hollywood (Boston, although he is shooting a movie in England right now, he's still wearing his stripes with pride). I don't understand, if you were totally successful out here, why you would choose to live in the eye of the storm/ raise your kids, etc. Also, I just miss the East Coast, and my family is all in New England for Easter. So I'm nostalgic.



I love her scarf. Shitty attitude, but love the carefree hair, the green navy jacket, the children's book she just bought, and that big, mile-long, luxurious scarf.



I dont understand this. He beats her, notoriously, yet she still looks happy. I am sure she has lost all connections with friends and family for this relationship. (Ros, that is Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, and that's his 20 year old girlfriend).


Ending on a healthy note...



High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens looks great (if not a little puffy and mean in the last pic, but please, I cant imagine not being ready for photo ops, they are bad enough when I am). Granted she has a 17 year old's metabolism, but you just dont see famous girls eating melted cheese and bread anymore these days.

Finally

There's gonna be a 90210 spin off. It's in talks by the Veronica Mars people. Like a lot of re-creations it cold bomb or be huge. Personally, I think there's only one Kelly Taylor and one Dylan and two Walshes.

Penelope Cruz's madre shoulda sold her eggs

Her sis is just as pretty

Muppets

I love the muppets. Jason Segel (or Siegel?) was sitting next to me at the bar last night, about thirty lbs heavier than he is here. But my care factor on that is zero. He's hilarious. He's in all the Judd Apatow films (Knocked Up, Superbad) and Freaks and Geeks. And he's about to be in my soon to be favorite movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.


Below is my favorite MUPPET BESIDES KERMIE AND MISS PIGGY. I think creating alternate worlds for Children would be a dream job. Anywhoo, Jason is going to do a Muppets movie, or, at least it's in talks. Fun.



Also, if you have a second, watch this U Tube video and see why Pepe is so funny.
Pepe Le Prawn

Kill Me Now

Jakeese (you're welcome Tim) go to The Farmer's Market in LA together. Farmer's Markets are my favorite thing on the planet. You have to get coffee and some sort of baked item and then pick up produce and fresh pesto for dins. And bring your doggie.

If I could be anyone famous

I would be ScarJo. I love the tattoo, and the piercings. Totally wanting another tattoo but thinkin' I'm too old? In the top pic she's directing a film in NYC with Kevin Bacon. In May, she's releasing an album of Tom Waits covers. And she's dating Ryan Reynolds. I dare her to be in a bad mood, ever.

This got slammed

On the fashion blogs, but personally, I love it. But you'd have to be Kate Bosworth to pull it off. I tend to love things people hate. Movies, books, fashion. Like, I LOVED The Village. Everyone hates that movie.