Paris & Benji

Remember how Tim and I had that crazy night in Hollywood with Paris at Courtney Love's show? Well we like to keep tabs on our old buddies. She's dating Joel Madden's twin brother, Benji now, and it's incest like none other, considering her BFrenemyF, Nicole Richie, just had a child with Joel. I read that she was jealous of Nicole's new found stability, it's just fascinating she took it this far. She ordered it family style. With egg rolls.

Gross they also sport initialized rings for each other: they've been dating three weeks!