Monday, April 14, 2008

For real


Pink just divorced her husband and now she's cavorting on vacay with a new dude. I doubt celebrities ever sob and eat til they pass out and drunk dial their exes and call in sick for work one time too many. They are without fail, always on the beach with a new man two weeks later. But most of them don't wear costume cast offs from the set of Pretty Woman (I am speaking directly at that hat) and jiggle around in ill-fitting bikinis.

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