Monday, April 14, 2008

Seriously


Look at that WIG on the right hand side of those pics! She has just subscribed to fake, and has no grasp on reality at all anymore. Fake everything. I mean when I had extensions, Tim would stroke my hair by accident, and then recoil in horror. He would say "I just realized I was petting the hair of a 3,000 year old Mandarin woman." Anyway, now Paris openly sells her fake hair in a tacky, dusty little box.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHEN did you have extensions...? pictures please

sarbar said...

For like a YEAR in Omaha. Barf. I do not know if it was documented.

Anonymous said...

Sar - sooooo itchy!