Har har. No but SERIOUSLY, what the eff is up with reports of Justin Long and Kirsten Dunst holding hands in NYC, kissing, and looking hungover? I will tell you one thing, they were not up all night playing parcheesi.
Has Dumbst thought about the ramifications of KARMA if you sleep with Drew's boyfriend just under two weeks post breakup? Worse, did she have anything to DO with their split? You are effing with Karma's pretty princess of butterflies and disciple of hope and faith when you eff with Drew. Being hung from your pinky toenails while being bitten in the face by bats is not where I want to spend MY eternity, thank you very much. I'm losing my mind! Was it better when Kiki was breaking up with Jake G, then getting back together with him after she drunk booty called him, only to break his heart again, or when she was canoodling with Ryan Gosling at Schiller's? Where is the buck at which this woman stops. Oh and as for you, Justin, now that you are not with Drew I think you are ugly again.
Has Dumbst thought about the ramifications of KARMA if you sleep with Drew's boyfriend just under two weeks post breakup? Worse, did she have anything to DO with their split? You are effing with Karma's pretty princess of butterflies and disciple of hope and faith when you eff with Drew. Being hung from your pinky toenails while being bitten in the face by bats is not where I want to spend MY eternity, thank you very much. I'm losing my mind! Was it better when Kiki was breaking up with Jake G, then getting back together with him after she drunk booty called him, only to break his heart again, or when she was canoodling with Ryan Gosling at Schiller's? Where is the buck at which this woman stops. Oh and as for you, Justin, now that you are not with Drew I think you are ugly again.
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I could not have said it better myself. Thank you. I will see your little twinkle toes tomorrow!!!
everything about this post is amazing but particularly the fact that just-in (loved that too) DID revert to his ugly self again!
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