Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Well

Lauren yelled at me about not posting, so that always makes me post, but I should be doing my freelance. I will make this quick. This is the pretty passenger that was in Shia's car when he flipped in West Hollyood (EVERYONE gets DUIs in west hollywood, specifically at a few intersections, I'm surprised Gawker hasn't mapped them out as hot spots to get hit by a drunk celebrity, maybe they have. But anyway, it's another reason I can add to my list of "Why I Don't Have A Life In LA".)Her name is Isabel Lucas, she's Shia's costar in Transformers 2, and she is wicked pretty. She's Australian, friends with this amazing girl named Teresa Palmer who I interviewed yesterday, who is just as pretty as this girl, but I couldn't imagine a nicer little actress than Teresa. Our conversation made me question my previous beliefs about the universe, obviously, because how can someone be that nice, blond, thin, and rich, but so incredibly down to earth. Teresa will be in Bedtime Stories with Adam Sandler, out at Christmas. I LOVED her. Go see the movie even if you don't like Adam Sandler, because you're supporting a pretty fairy princess who is kind as can be, who also loves the animaux. Anyway, she is repped by the same people who rep Isabel, and Isabel dates Adrian Grenier, who I still think is cute even though I had that icky night at that bar with him. Here they are together. this girl doesn't look as nice as my new BFF, pictured hereBut I was jealous of Isabel because she dates Adrian and hangs at bars til 2 am with Shia, who I am obsessed with. I bet Shia is in love with Isabel but she just laughs it off, but keeps him around for the flattery. Shia is being a really bad boy recently, this is his mugshot when he was KICKED OUT OF WALGREENS for repeatedly going back to buy gummy bears and cigarettes, and he thought if he changed his sweatshirt they wouldn't recognize him as the drunk annoying kid who had been in there 878 times before. Look his interview up with David Letterman on youtube, it's really funny. Kate loves it. I just reposted this old mugshot because I think he is still laughing about "fooling" the Walgreens security guard. I definitely don't think he has put two and two together here.Anyway, the two boys from the two biggest movies of the summer (Indiana Jones and Batman) are having all sorts of problems. Here is Christian Bale with his wife and daughter, back in LA.If I had more time I might go into the psychological ramifications of working on these crazy larger than life 180 million dollar budget action films that take one out reality for far too long, but I don't have time. I have always thought Christian was creepy, though, and I while I buy his story that his sister and mom are nuts, I think he has a predilection to be crazy. Having American Pyscho on your rez doesn't help, either. Oh and this is the cutie from Greek who just arrested for a DUI (in West Hollywood) too. I am so bored with people who have so much money and don't get cabs. I am negative 100 bucks in the bank, but I still get cabs if I have had too much to drink. But I also have nightmares about LA cops/jail, and no money to get me out of bail, and no publicist to spin my story positively, I would just be the asshole who drank too much and didn't care about my life or the lives of others. But really when it comes down to it, all these drunk celebrities are too.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

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