these pictures do it for me. She's preg. Papa Joe is working out the pre-nups now, just like when Pete knocked up Ashlee too soon. I hope he learned a lesson raising these girls without sex and only God, because they are like girls raised with only broccoli in the house (me) as soon as I was let loose in the free world, it was cheese fries for breakfast and wine and pizza for lunch. Check out Jess' bump. And i usually HATE celeb bump watch. But why are her stylists (recently) wrapping that Belly with Gwyneth's Shakespeare in love bandage bra, like the other night in the pleather disaster? Hiding the bump. Why aren't more people questioning that? Or do I just know nothing about how the body changes when pregs. Isn't possible to gain weight everywhere when you're pregs, not just your belly, like little Garrett or Alison Hannigan?
She was shopping for Christmas trees next to us in Santa Monica, wearing this cute pink hoodie and she was TINY everywhere else except for the smallest little kangaroo pooch. But a baby one.
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