I am strangely

jealous of Jessica Sczhor. Ed Westwick is getting hotter. I am so over Chace Crawford. The prettiness flamed bright and died. Jessica, in her own way, is hot too. She's got great jean-legs.

This

Is what I wear when I cant BEAR to put on anything that might SLIGHTLY reveal any sense of my form. And now I feel really bad for her. But this is straight out of my depression closet. She should use the time she spends on her hair for brisk walks in fresh air, meditation, journaling, and self love.

You Know I Hate to Say This

But I am Just Not Into This Dress. What happened to my boho chic maven? Where's my platinum hair? What is that vomitous bow? Please being sexy Drew back. And you would think she would have wanted to bring it on the red carpet next to her ex sleaze bag Justin Long.

Jessica has got to be pregnant

these pictures do it for me. She's preg. Papa Joe is working out the pre-nups now, just like when Pete knocked up Ashlee too soon. I hope he learned a lesson raising these girls without sex and only God, because they are like girls raised with only broccoli in the house (me) as soon as I was let loose in the free world, it was cheese fries for breakfast and wine and pizza for lunch. Check out Jess' bump. And i usually HATE celeb bump watch. But why are her stylists (recently) wrapping that Belly with Gwyneth's Shakespeare in love bandage bra, like the other night in the pleather disaster? Hiding the bump. Why aren't more people questioning that? Or do I just know nothing about how the body changes when pregs. Isn't possible to gain weight everywhere when you're pregs, not just your belly, like little Garrett or Alison Hannigan? She was shopping for Christmas trees next to us in Santa Monica, wearing this cute pink hoodie and she was TINY everywhere else except for the smallest little kangaroo pooch. But a baby one.

Laurie from Little Women

is a JACK ASS. Has everyone listened to the tape of Christian Bale RIPPING A NEW ONE of the D.P. on his latest film Terminator? I hid under my desk, shaking like Gracie in the car on the freeway. Just goes to show you how we can't trust our taste sometimes. I mean, I knew after he was arrested for assaulting his mother in a hotel room after Batman came out something was afoul, but I didnt know he was THIS big of an ass. But I hate how sometimes he's British and sometimes he sounds like he's from Jersey.If you haven't heard it:
More batman goes batshit

Also, I think I posted that he gave me the willies like six months ago. The older you get, the better your instincts (ok not always). But I did want to marry him circa 1994. It's like that Garth Brooks song we loved in college, some of God's Greatest Gifts are unanswered prayers. Not like it was ever really ON THE TABLE, but you know. Also he's only 34, which is weird, like the Angelina Jolie thing,she's only 33, kill me now. Celebs are so accelerated in their lives. Speaking of Angie, I loved this:angie spoof we were watching this girl do stand up in LA six months ago, and now she's all over SNL. Real rags to ritches story.

I will properly link things next time, but doing eight things at once today. xx

So

I am the person that officially does dumb bell weights in the office. I am practicing what I preach (via the Blush.com newsletters I write, for my day job). I told people to do it, while they sit at their computers, and now today, I officially do too! It fights carpal tunnel syndrome and bad circulation! And I am getting old! So... Here it is.

Also, I am jealous of Erin from the City because Tim thinks she is so pretty. He just thinks she would be "fun to hang out with." She is actually really hot. Next to Olivia and Whitney and CRAZY/ PRETTY Allie, it takes a few viewings, but she's enviable.

I have to realize NOTHING is going on with the Casey Anthony Case and stop watching. THERE IS NO MORE NEWS. THE MOM DID IT, I HAVE TO ERASE NANCY GRACE FROM MY DVR. Oh and you guys, please go to Blush.com and sign up for newsletters, so I can still have my wedding in Sept. It already got moved from Martha's Vineyard to Omaha for lack of funds, so help a sister out. You just have to click on it to open it, you don't even have to read it! The website/mag launches in Spring, I promise you will like THAT. xx

OK

So I am going to try to do this blog a bit more WHILE doing my other thing for work. A lot of people run multiple projects, why can't I? I am TOO lazy. A friend wrote something about laziness being the biggest sin there is in this short life on her facebook today, and it struck me pretty hard, as I'm one of the laziest people I know. I have been given so many opportunities, yet wasted them to sit on the couch and drink wine. Speaking of wine, another friend and I had a talk about how she went sober for three years, and it forced her to fill her time by working on herself, going to yoga, and address all the reasons she felt she needed three glasses of wine at night in the first place. It was a pretty inspiring conversation, and I'm thinking it's caught hold of me. Supposed to be editing a bio and writing newsletters, but I will post something of interest to me, and believe it or not, to Tim as well: Jessica Simpson. There's something going on with her face and her tummy, and it's all bloat, and that my friends, is from alcohol and pills if you ask me. During the day, in her paparazzi shots, her face is structured and hollowed out. At night, when she sings, she's swollen and puffy, and that's because she's already had a few glasses of wine and a pill or two. THIS IS JUST MY OPINION, but that's how it looks to me. Also, stylist be gone. Pleather leggings on a woman who has just gained 15 lbs on her 5'2 frame? Please. Here she the morning she arrived in Charlottesville , and then at night. See her face up close? Also, it's time for a haircut. The higher your BMI, the shorter your hair should be, at least that's what Lisa always told me.