It was not as bad as i thought. I tend to hyperventilate with layovers and planes and delayed flights and pushy, unfeeling employees of airlines -- BUT OH NO NOT YESTERDAY. I done rode on Frontier Airlines which is ANIMAL THEMED.


Well personally IIIIII was fortunate enough to ride a plane that I walked on and there was a big poster with a big fuzzy raccoon that said "RUDY THE RACCOON WELCOMES YOU ABOARD!!!" That's Rudy there on a plane wing.

And then there were animaux ALL OVER the plane, like there kept popping up on my TV screen a big fuzzy bear offering Grizzly snax. I swear it saved my day. Cuz I was super sad to leave Omaha, where it thunderstormed every day and night and then the sun would turn technicolor right after the rain, and it was a reminder your whole life can change in an instant, just like the weather. So anyway I will always look for Frontier Airlines, the people were so nice too, very Midwestern, so kind. I still cry when someone is randomly, unnecessarily nice to me. And this blond over-tanned stewardess who made a point of calling me by my first name really pushed that button. But now I'm home, for a tiny bit, before NYC. So you know what that means.

Next time, on Frontier Airlines, I would like to ride with the pengies.